In case you missed November’s Monthly Monte…

“Looks like you got a hair cut, Monte?”

”Do it myself. See my knuckles?”

“Oh, god, there he goes again! One more time about the knuckles on his left hand getting shaved everytime he cuts his own hair. Doesn’t he see how aweful it looks?”

“What are you whispering about?”

“Nothing, Monte. Nice haircut. You should do that thing with your hands. You know, where they talk.”

“Don’t provoke him.”

“You heard about that thing with my hands? Ahem. ‘Hola, soy Manuel. Hablas espanol?’ Yeah I got this problem. One of my hands speaks Spanish and one speaks English. ‘Oy, whafs this? Noice ‘aircut Miguel.”

Okay, that’s making me laugh. But don’t provoke him any more…”